Shout Out to Dermot

I promised him I would, so here’s a ‘Shout Out’ to Dermot from Tigerstripe Painting…my favourite trade of all time!  Not only is he a helluva good painter but quite the joke-teller as well. At work, we recently started to kick-off our team meetings with someone telling a joke – puns, riddles, taboo, everything goes – Here’s mine – as told originally by Dermot. This is NSFW (I’ve always wanted to write that).

There were these two guys having lunch one day when the first guy says to the second one, “You ever say one thing to someone when you meant to say something else?” 
“How do you mean?” says the second one.
“Well last week I was at the airport in  Philly and I wanted to come back here to Pittsburgh and the women at the counter had these enormous breasts so instead of  asking for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Tittsburgh.”
“I know what you mean.”, says the second guy. “Why just this morning I was having breakfast with my wife and I meant to ask her to pass the  jelly but instead I said ‘You’re ruining my life you stupid bitch!'”

Shout out to Dermot!! And for the best painter ever, look him up!

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